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10:00pm 11/11/2008
Ganked from springdew 

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal if you want, and see how many crimes you get accused of.
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04:50am 12/11/2008 (UTC)
Jessica Rose: stoned geek
i see some kind of bar fight, but not the kind where you go around beating people up, but rather the kind caused when drunken idiot meets someone with intellect and insight, thus causing drunken idiot to start beating people up because he thinks you've insulted him. you go smirking to the back of the police car.
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03:03pm 12/11/2008 (UTC)
Well, this goes to back to when you lived with us...

You were speeding around the residential areas hopped up on Tekillya and when pulled over and asked if you'd had anything to drink that night, you replied "Not nearly enough" It just so happens there was an open flame near said cop which your liquored breath ignited and took out several lowhanging branches, as well as his rather large mustache. This angered the cop very much since he had been grooming that 'stache for quite some time and so he arrested you for DUI and destroying public and private property.

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11:17pm 12/11/2008 (UTC)
That's fabulous. I can _so_ picture that happening!
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03:09pm 12/11/2008 (UTC)
Spring Dew: heart of birds
Aggravated sexual assault on a public edifice. Or would that be defacing a public edifice in a lewd and lascivious manner?
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10:53pm 12/11/2008 (UTC)
You were tripping, and you... (finish this sentence) Climbed a building perhaps?
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Good guess!
11:11pm 12/11/2008 (UTC)
Funny you should say that...

The Seattle Library has this one wall that is glass and set at about a 45 degree angle, and I did in fact climb it while tripping. Made it about half way up, too, before a little voice in the back of my head suggested that I was perhaps being a dumbass, and convinced me to climb down.

Here's a picture of the library itself, even of the corner I started from.

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