My SQL skills are now better than complete crap! Today, I finally mastered joins in all their hateful utility.
I've been trying to learn joins for months now, but for some reason, I was unable to get my head wrapped around them properly.
It's like the chopstick epiphany all over again. I was grinning all the way home on the train. I came home, checked my email, and then there was a flying penis attacking Gary Kasperov
. On that note, goodnight!