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03:15pm 04/10/2003
 
 
Benjamin
It's cute. It runs on batteries. It does 0-60 in 4 seconds, and the quarter mile at 120. It tops out at around 130. It's got a roll cage, A/C and tandem bucket seats with four-part safety harnesses. It will get you to work really goddamned fast for really goddamned cheap.

Unholy union of Nissan and Matchbox

It's the Tango, and it's looking pretty good to lots of people for a lot of good reasons. Could be the next big thing, in fact.

This is all well and good, but what about the main reason for the existence of cars in the first place? I mean, aren't these crackpots really missing the point of an automobile? As I'm sure you must know, I'm talking about the ability to get laid without the inconvenience of going home first. Yes, size does matter. Until they can make this thing with enough interior room for 2 adult-sized adults to get their freak on, I just can't work up an interest in it. I ask you, what's the point of some new thing that does a whole lot towards saving the environment, ending traffic jams and parking problems, saving lots and lots of people's lives, and generally making the civilized world a better place for everyone in it, if you can't use the damned thing to get laid? Jeeze! What were these numbskulls thinking?
mood: going back to bed
music: cooling fans galore
 
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 springdew
 
04:02am 05/10/2003 (UTC)
 
 
Spring Dew: bobbing head
*meaningful look at Z-car* Ahem.
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 kires
 
05:05am 05/10/2003 (UTC)
 
 
Benjamin
Meet me in the parking lot after work, oh ye of little faith...
 
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 springdew
 
06:09am 05/10/2003 (UTC)
 
 
Spring Dew
Okayee let's put it this way - I bet you could have --as much-- sex in a Tango as you could the Z-car.

-- Spring (member of mile high club)
 
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 springdew
 
06:24am 05/10/2003 (UTC)
 
 
Spring Dew

... or are some of the pictures at the bottom of http://www.commutercars.com/images/gallery/EVAA-ETI/index/index.html kind of

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arousing?
 
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 kires
 
06:44am 05/10/2003 (UTC)
 
 
Benjamin
wow, I didn't see it until you mentioned it, but you're right. And here I thought I'd already seen all the car porn out there.
 
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