I thought up a fundraiser for PETA! It would have to be done in conjunction with some audio-wizards guild or something... maybe DJs or sound engineers, maybe. They’d get a big prize for the closest guess. And the army... they’d have to get involved, too. And a building contractor... and a cement truck... wouldn’t work without the cement truck. The spiritual implications for cows the world over are mind boggling. This could actually propel a cow’s awareness up into sentience, so it’s little cow soul wouldn’t dissipate when it’s body dies. And die it will (unless it’s some immortal cow of the gods or something) ... but very quickly and painlessly, I assure you. Imagine that... sentient cows... cow religion... this could be the biggest step in the spiritual development of bovines, ever. I’m so proud of myself for thinking of it... hrmmmm. But I’m tired now, so I’m off to bed. I’ll finish this post in the morning. G’night.
music: Regenerator - Sever