... Because I agree completely with every word, and am somewhat ashamed that I did not think of it before he did.
Okay, I freely admit that I don't get NASCAR, or like it, even. But I do know two things about it:
1. It's an insanely popular event that's only gaining popularity.
2. It's perhaps the epitome of product placement, with each competitor a full-fledged advertisement for one major company.
With this in mind, I ask you, why the hell hasn't DC Comics sponsored a car?
I mean, really, can you just imagine seeing The Batmobile in a race? I might actually tune in.
And, while I'm at it, their corporate partner, Cartoon Network, could sponsor the Mach 5.