There is this piece of software I used, way back when I was working for Verio. It was called Smartboard 2000, and I think it is now dead and gone. I'm hoping against hope that someone out there (perhaps one of you e-packrats ... you know who you are) has kept, somewhere, an installer for it. The only one I could find is an ad-supported version that smells like spyware, and gets its ass promptly kicked on every boot. I recall there was a crack available at one time, but no self-respecting warez site would bother to maintain such a thing after this long, at least none that I've found. I am fully aware that my odds of success here suck out loud, but hope springs eternal.
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